I know it’s only been a few days, but I feel like dieting is a lot easier at college.
Not hungry? Don’t eat right now. (But do eat in general. Eating is good.)
Bored? Go for a walk or to the gym.
Want sweets? Too bad you’re broke.
Why did you never feel it? Pain?
You always feel it Sherlock. But you don’t have to fear it! Pain! Heartbreak. Loss. Death. It’s all good. So good.
realization: the hufflepuff common room/dormitories is a freaking hobbit hole.
to make my point clear, this comes up if you put “hufflepuff common room” in google images:
which is, you know, Bag End.
but also here:
this, combined with the fact that our dormitories are right next to the kitchen leaves me with one conclusion:
hufflepuffs are, in fact, hobbits.
DOES THIS MEAN THAT I DO HAVE HOBBIT PRIVILEGE
RA kidnapped me and brought me to a comedy show. Ended up being taken onstage to sing. Literally only two words, but even so.
“Biology’s cruel joke goes something like this: As a teenage body goes through puberty, its circadian rhythm essentially shifts three hours backward. Suddenly, going to bed at nine or ten o’clock at night isn’t just a drag, but close to a biological impossibility. Studies of teenagers around the globe have found that adolescent brains do not start releasing melatonin until around eleven o’clock at night and keep pumping out the hormone well past sunrise. Adults, meanwhile, have little-to-no melatonin in their bodies when they wake up. With all that melatonin surging through their bloodstream, teenagers who are forced to be awake before eight in the morning are often barely alert and want nothing more than to give in to their body’s demands and fall back asleep. Because of the shift in their circadian rhythm, asking a teenager to perform well in a classroom during the early morning is like asking him or her to fly across the country and instantly adjust to the new time zone — and then do the same thing every night, for four years.”—
This is why you have every right to be tired.
”Researchers now see sleep problems as a cause, and not a side effect, of teenage depression.” - from the artcle!
WTNV Headcanon Time
That’s right kids, we’re gonna talk about my headcanon that ties in with the new episode, The September Monologues.
We now know it’s canon that Cecil has a sister. My headcanon is that she’s a transwomen.
I say this because in episode 33, Cassette, young Cecil mentions having a brother on his tapes, but right after that current Cecil says, “I don’t remember having a brother.”
So I believe that Cecil’s sister came out as trans after Cecil had made the tapes. Aka Cecil doesn’t have a brother and never did.
I woke up this morning with basically no idea where I was for a good five seconds