"I Am Perfectly Fine With LGBTQ People Unless They’re My Child" a story by my parents
I feel like my roommate doesn’t like me
But then, I have a general mindset that makes me assume people don’t like me by default
So I’m not sure if I actually have something to worry about or not
*picks up broom*
"TELL THEM HOW I AM DEFYYYYYYYYYING GRAAAAAVITTYYYY"
*starts sweeping broom sadly*
"There is a castle on a cloud…"
*holds broom horizontally*
"Never need a reason, never need a rhyme. Up on the roof top step in time!"
*sweeps broom angrily*
"IT’S A HARD KNOCK LIFE!"
*spins broom kung-fu style*
"MISTER I’LL… MAKE A MAN… OUT OF YOU!!!"
At least now that I’m here, I can more efficiently start my diet.
Mainly being having to walk places and not being forced to eat when Im not hungry.
Also, mum told me she packed my violin. Guess what I don’t have.
Confused husky pup
He’s not expressing confusion, he’s tilting his head for better sound localization. While having an ear on each side of the head is good for lateral echolocation, tilting the head so that the ears are offset gives it vertical depth.
My dream for The Avengers: Age of Ultron is that it starts out with each of the Avengers getting a call early in the morning that they need to come in, and when they get to Clint, they’re like, “We still don’t have Romanoff’s new location, so if you have a way of contacting her, pass the message to her as well.” Clint replies, “I’ll see if I can track her down,” and hangs up the phone. Then he rolls over in bed and is like, “Hey Nat, get up, they need us.”