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11:56pm August 30, 2014

"I Am Perfectly Fine With LGBTQ People Unless They’re My Child" a story by my parents

10:10pm August 30, 2014

I feel like my roommate doesn’t like me

But then, I have a general mindset that makes me assume people don’t like me by default

So I’m not sure if I actually have something to worry about or not

10:08pm August 30, 2014

violanthe:

From now on, instead of explaining what asexuality is, I’m just sending people this gif

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10:08pm August 30, 2014
ambrosialgalaxy:

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR A THOUSAND YEARS

ambrosialgalaxy:

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR A THOUSAND YEARS

10:08pm August 30, 2014

dathermittho:

nerdnuggets:

jelliclephantomfaces:

chandraleeschwartz:

six-months-from-never:

*sees broom*

*picks up broom*

"TELL THEM HOW I AM DEFYYYYYYYYYING GRAAAAAVITTYYYY"

*starts sweeping broom sadly*

"There is a castle on a cloud…"

*holds broom horizontally*

"Never need a reason, never need a rhyme. Up on the roof top step in time!"

*sweeps broom angrily*

"IT’S A HARD KNOCK LIFE!"

*spins broom kung-fu style*

"MISTER I’LL… MAKE A MAN… OUT OF YOU!!!"

9:51pm August 30, 2014
homestuckfluffcanons:


In the timelines where he and Nepeta become matesprites, Karkat wears an oversized olive sweater instead of his normal one.
Suggested anonymously

homestuckfluffcanons:

In the timelines where he and Nepeta become matesprites, Karkat wears an oversized olive sweater instead of his normal one.

Suggested anonymously

7:34pm August 30, 2014

At least now that I’m here, I can more efficiently start my diet.

Mainly being having to walk places and not being forced to eat when Im not hungry.

Also, mum told me she packed my violin. Guess what I don’t have.

7:33pm August 30, 2014
ulfric-ulfprick:

godotal:

hkirkh:

Confused husky pup

He’s not expressing confusion, he’s tilting his head for better sound localization. While having an ear on each side of the head is good for lateral echolocation, tilting the head so that the ears are offset gives it vertical depth.

doG SCIENCE

ulfric-ulfprick:

godotal:

hkirkh:

Confused husky pup

He’s not expressing confusion, he’s tilting his head for better sound localization. While having an ear on each side of the head is good for lateral echolocation, tilting the head so that the ears are offset gives it vertical depth.

doG SCIENCE

7:31pm August 30, 2014

benedictseyebrows:

gosh-i-love-a-r-r-0-w-s:

rouxx:

i cant get over this gif of sam super-kicking the winter soldier in the head

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HE JUST FUCKING GLIDED DOWN AND KICKED HIM IN THE HEAD.

CAW CAW MOTHERFUCKER

I need an all-Falcon, all the time movie.

7:30pm August 30, 2014
doorsandsardines:

hire this man

doorsandsardines:

hire this man

7:24pm August 30, 2014

berunov:

Rocket, no.

7:23pm August 30, 2014
pkmnprofessor-sycamore:

FEFERI PLAYS THE BASS  WHY DOES NOBODY ELSE FIND THIS FUNNY

pkmnprofessor-sycamore:

FEFERI PLAYS THE BASS
WHY DOES NOBODY ELSE FIND THIS FUNNY

7:21pm August 30, 2014

masoncheryl:

*looks at fictional character* nobody loves u more than me

7:20pm August 30, 2014

anninymouse:

My dream for The Avengers: Age of Ultron is that it starts out with each of the Avengers getting a call early in the morning that they need to come in, and when they get to Clint, they’re like, “We still don’t have Romanoff’s new location, so if you have a way of contacting her, pass the message to her as well.” Clint replies, “I’ll see if I can track her down,” and hangs up the phone. Then he rolls over in bed and is like, “Hey Nat, get up, they need us.”